Avoid any sexual innuendos for just a few minutes…
Lack of confidence, emo sensitivity, and feminine characteristics DO NOT attract women. The statement “nice guys finish last,” has much validity, but at the same time you don’t need to be an asshole to get their attention. First and foremost, just be confident in yourself and what you have to offer. Most importantly, don’t be a pathetic “woe is me” dote to try and get sympathy from anyone especially girls. If you’re looking for some friend zone action, then by all means go ahead. Girls don’t want the sad lil boy who they need to pull up out of the river of tears. They want the bad boy who’s gonna pull them up, hoist them over their shoulder, and ride off into the sunset on their motorcycle.
If you can’t pull off the bad boy persona, go for angles of being mysterious, extremely witty and charming, or in all seriousness be the most interesting man in the world. The guy from the Dos Equis commercial is actually someone to model yourself after. Find your niche, learn some new tricks, read a lot of books, have conversations with different people from all walks of life, but NEVER be fake. Be true to who you are, and girls will have to respect you for that. If they don’t, they’re not worth it to begin with.